Well SAM was high on S'mores and Coca-Cola and he was bouncing around the campfire hooting and hollering and then he found the duct tape and for some reason stuck it over his mouth. Then he asked Dave to tie up his arms. Well, never one to let an opportunity pass, ol Bootcamp Dave not only tied up his arms, he tied Sam's whole body to the picnic table!
Muahahahahaha!! I am the Evil Queen of Duct Tape - but honestly, I had nothing to do with it. It was all Dave and Sam. Boys will be.. well, Laurita, you know...
I know. Every time I look at that picture I pee myself. I have photos of just Sam but what makes this one so funny is Dave completely ignoring him, like it's normal for a kid to be trussed to a picnic table.
If you did that over here (and posted the pictures, too!) you'd probably get a visit from the police and social workers! (;-p)
Other uses for duct tape - my son has a wallet his sister custom-made for him. Every time it starts to look shabby she volunteers to make a new one but he won't have it - he just slaps on another layer! (good job he has big pockets in his jeans as the wallet's girth is growing! :-o)
Duct tape is cheap as well. Cheaper than ear plugs, cheaper than plastic surgery, cheaper than plumbers. It is truly miraculous stuff. Unfortunately it also has legs. If you put in down in a safe spot it will not be there when you return. So eventually you will have 15 partially used rolls lurking in safe havens in your house, your car, your handbag.
Hilarious, so tempting, though my kids just did stuff like that to each other. Fail proof. In my twisted morbid little brain, it reminds me of my favourite Valentine: Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a knife Get in the van.
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Ha ha ha! But now I'm wondering what led up to that moment... :)
ReplyDeleteWell SAM was high on S'mores and Coca-Cola and he was bouncing around the campfire hooting and hollering and then he found the duct tape and for some reason stuck it over his mouth. Then he asked Dave to tie up his arms. Well, never one to let an opportunity pass, ol Bootcamp Dave not only tied up his arms, he tied Sam's whole body to the picnic table!
DeleteHahahaha! I sure could have used some duct tape this weekend. Leave it to you to have all the good ideas. :)
ReplyDeleteMuahahahahaha!! I am the Evil Queen of Duct Tape - but honestly, I had nothing to do with it. It was all Dave and Sam. Boys will be.. well, Laurita, you know...
DeleteOMG did he agree to pose for thatÉ
ReplyDeleteHe certainly did! Thought it was HILARIOUS! He only asked to be untied when the Jiffy Pop popcorn was ready to eat!
DeleteTHAT's what I forgot when I took my Girl Scouts camping.... ;-)
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you won't forget next time, Katie!
DeleteBrilliant! I knew duct tape was good for EVERYTHING!
ReplyDelete:) It certainly is, Clarissa!!!!
DeleteThis is too funny!
ReplyDeleteI know. Every time I look at that picture I pee myself. I have photos of just Sam but what makes this one so funny is Dave completely ignoring him, like it's normal for a kid to be trussed to a picnic table.
DeleteSilence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
ReplyDeleteHAR!!! Right on, Tim!
DeleteBrilliant! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteEvalina, This and that...
Annnnnnd that's why they pay me the big bucks, EvalinaMaria!!
DeleteI must try that on my daughter who never shuts up! Duct tape is the best invention ever.
ReplyDeleteOoooh, let me know how that goes, will ya?
DeleteAnd I thought I already had enough reasons to love duct tape. There's one I didn't try.
ReplyDeleteTry it now, Joanne!!! Nothing a grandmother loves better than squealing grandbabies tied up with duct tape!
DeleteLOLOLOLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteNot to mention ROFL!!
DeleteThat is awesome! Duct tape is the answer to everything.
ReplyDeleteHow much did you have to pay him for that?
ReplyDeletePffffft - this was all HIS idea!! He thought he was hilarious!
Deleteoh, how much do I want to do this to most kids I see....
ReplyDelete(I know I am getting old!)
Young, old, we all wanna duct tape kids to picnic tables...
DeleteIf you did that over here (and posted the pictures, too!) you'd probably get a visit from the police and social workers! (;-p)
ReplyDeleteOther uses for duct tape - my son has a wallet his sister custom-made for him. Every time it starts to look shabby she volunteers to make a new one but he won't have it - he just slaps on another layer! (good job he has big pockets in his jeans as the wallet's girth is growing! :-o)
My other son has a wallet made entirely of duct tape! Unfortunately it's not sticky enough to hold money for long...
Delete(eegads, now I'm worried about Children's Aid dropping by...)
How funny is that!? love it! yes, my son makes wallets and all kinds of stuff from duct tape...who would have known?
ReplyDeleteMore with the duct tape wallets!!!! Geez, do these sons of ours know something we don't?????
DeleteAt least he solved the Rubik's cube puzzle first...
ReplyDeleteA little duct tape behind the ears can give one an instant facelift for portraits too :-)
ReplyDeleteOoooo, GREAT IDEA, Li!!!!!
DeleteAh yes, the handyman's secret weapon: Duct tape. You should submit this to Red Green's website.
ReplyDeleteAnother great idea! Did I mention I also have Red Green's black and red plaid coat?
Deleteyou are BRILLIANT!!!!! ;) Glad it was quiet. :D
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! Thanks, Lisa!!!
DeleteDuct tape is cheap as well. Cheaper than ear plugs, cheaper than plastic surgery, cheaper than plumbers. It is truly miraculous stuff. Unfortunately it also has legs. If you put in down in a safe spot it will not be there when you return. So eventually you will have 15 partially used rolls lurking in safe havens in your house, your car, your handbag.
ReplyDeleteYou have duct tape in your purse, EC? *bows to your amazingness*
DeleteI know, right? Every mother's dream...
ReplyDeleteWhat is that they say... Silence may be golden but duct tape comes in every color of the rainbow....
ReplyDeleteYou should try this at your house, Juli. With all those pesky boys you have, it could make for some nice quiet evenings!
DeleteI wanted to buy some polka-dotted duct tape the last time we were at the hardware store, but Bootcamp wouldn't have it.
LOL Cathy, and bravo for you beautiful son for playing along!
ReplyDeleteHilarious, so tempting, though my kids just did stuff like that to each other. Fail proof.
ReplyDeleteIn my twisted morbid little brain, it reminds me of my favourite Valentine:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van.
A picture's worth a 1000 words!
ReplyDelete"Organic Mulch) (University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, NRES-19-97). Cypress mulch has organic compounds that are allelopathic. Depending on the density of the mulch, one should lay two to six inches of mulch over topsoil in the vegetable garden.
ReplyDeleteHere is my blog ... mulching