First they want to annex us, then they hit us with tariffs, call Canadians nasty because we retaliate and defend ourselves, and now they have the nerve to demand we do something about wildfire smoke???
The same cretins who deny climate change and vote against clean energy?
The same soulless morons who are putting innocent people in concentration camps and are tearing families apart without constitutional due process?
The same greedy jerks who are taking Medicaid away from the poor and giving tax breaks to line the pockets of billionaires?
The same war-mongers who are in lust with Putin, a murderer, and are OK with genocide in Gaza?
The same folks who elected a convicted felon, compulsive liar, narcissistic pervert who was best friends with Epstein and just moved Maxwell to a cushy country club?
The guy who took away women’s right to abortion for about half the country?
Who loaded the Supreme Court with boot-lickers?
The so-called president was never a smart person to begin with (sly, maybe, and lucky, but not smart) but now he’s falling fast into senility, only interested in the grift and saving his own sorry skin. Canada, on the other hand, has a prime minister who has one of the most respected and brilliant economic minds in the world.
We Canadians have a reputation for being nice and we are - until we’re not.
We have fought wars alongside Americans. We have always been your best friend and ally. Even after Frump hit us with tariffs, we sent water bombers to California to help fight that state’s wildfires. (Question: why don’t you ask your own country to stop producing wildfire smoke???)
The day 9/11 brought air traffic to a halt, Canadians from the small town of Gander took thousands of stranded, scared Americans in to their community and straight into their hearts. (Look it up.) We’ve never been anything but good to you people. Is this how you treat a friend? Y’all treat Putin better than you do Canadians!
Frump is LYING to you. Canada is NOT shipping fentanyl across the border (although you guys are responsible for shipping it into Canada. This whole thing is a Frump lie and excuse to start charging tariffs, which you Americans pay, by the way. Not us. YOU.
We are not stopping American farmers from selling dairy here, and they do so - tariff free - until a threshold is reached. Guess what - that threshold has NEVER been reached and American farmers have never paid a DIME in tariffs. Again, a bold-faced LIE from Frump.
Stop watching Fox News - that station is feeding you rage-inducing baloney. Try watching CBC to get the facts as well as an unbiased Canadian perspective. (You can stream it online.)
Canada used to admire and look up to the States. Not anymore. Frump and his Republican galoots have forever ruined that relationship.
We are no longer friends, and are looking elsewhere for reliable, stable trading partners that have the same morals as we do.
You go on and descend further into fascist madness. Some day, when the current administration is nothing but a terrible memory, maybe your country can be pulled out of its self-inflicted purgatory; maybe then you can start rebuilding your boastful, self-described status as “the greatest country in the world.”
Maybe.
But, for now, you’re nothing but a bully. A fool. A laughing stock. But you go on and do you, and ask us to do something about wildfire smoke, something we have absolutely no control over.
I’m guessing these goofy wildfire demands are mere distractions from all the other crap going on in your country. Anybody seen that Epstein list yet?
#ElbowsUp Canada!
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