Cold Lake Cathy

How's your eyeballs? "WHY THEY'RE SUPER-DUPER AWESOME!" I say with a high-beam-voltage, night-skiing kind of stupid-ass...

When I'm sitting here blogging? This is how I look. "Aren't I attractive?" I ask Dave. "No," sez Dave. ...

Weird, today is. My last morning going to work for almost a month. It's my eyes, you see. Can't see a bloody thing. Well, I ca...