Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Tea with Mistress Snark


Today I'm having tea with a voluptuous half-nekkid weird woman named Mistress Snark. Y'all are invited to drop by, have a sip of Earl Grey and a suspiciously fuzzy cuke sammich. 

My advice? Stay away from the bloody punch.



13 comments:

  1. I'd be a little out of my element there....not liking tea and all.

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    1. ps...I did try to leave a comment on your interview but the snarky site wouldn't accept my url. I guess I don't really exist.

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    2. Sorry about that. It must have been a temorary glitch. I'm having trouble all over the place today. :)

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    3. Including spelling, it seems. Temporary...

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  2. Got to check it out. Hey, that bloody punch is rather dangerous...and worth a try hehehehe!

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  3. Ah, I loved it! The "sponge" talk was hilarious!

    Nitty Gritty Momma

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  4. I never knew how they got those holes in sponges! I believe learning something new every day keeps me young.

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  5. That Mistress has some serious mental health issues. I glad you survived your visit, Cathy. Um, Cathy, you did survive.

    Cathy?

    CATHY?

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  6. I adored your tea with Mistress Snark. She reminded me of the psycho bitch from hell who lives in my head though she has better staff and is consequently considerably more classy.

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  7. Bwahahahahaha! Thank you all for visiting Mistress Snark and Cathy. I'm sure Cathy will recover...in time. I have to agree, Elephant's Child, Cathy should have tried the punch. ;)

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