I thought maybe it got dislodged and was stuck to the inside of my pajamas but I turned them inside out and it wasn't there.
Maybe, I thought, it was stuck to the back of my thigh. I felt up my own leg (cheap thrill) and no, it wasn't there. Nor was it on my back or in my hair. I honestly don't know how it would travel from my underwear to my hair, but you never know.
I even checked the bed and for one horrible moment imagined Dave going to work with a used mini-pad wrapped around the back of his neck. So I phoned him, and thank gawd, no mini-pad. That would have gone over well with a garage full of mechanics. We would have had to move. Probably to Outer Siberia. Just so we wouldn't hear the laughing.
I have no geezly idea where this stupid mini-pad is. With my luck it'll show up at the most inopportune time. Like tonight. We're having the neighbours over for dinner and I have visions of the dog trotting out of the bathroom with it plastered to her head.
You will take a picture if that happens, won't you?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! Of COURSE!
DeleteOn occasion I find one in the dryer. How could that be?
ReplyDeleteI remember a wonderful scene involving a friend, among a buncha women staying overnight in the same motel room. She discovered she'd packed no panties. Furious scrabbling in her purse and she came up with one pantie liner. Saved. Although it was a two night stay, tomorrow would be inside out and the last day the pantie liner. And no, she would not go buy a pair of panties on Long Island, forchrissake.
Yeah me too... they're all dried up in a smooth little ball... it's worse when you find them all sodden and soaked in the washing machine. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteYour story about your friend cracked me up!
When I was a bout 4, I got a box of my mom's tampons and played "dynamite" with them all over the front lawn.
ReplyDeleteOmigawd, I bet your mother had a FIT!!!!! :)
DeleteYou know, I don't really remember. She only ever talked about how embarrassed she was to come home and find the yard littered with tampons.
DeleteI'm so glad you're liking House of Cards! It just gets better and better. Download find my ipad and turn it on! It'll send a nice loud beep every time you lose it.
ReplyDeleteUm, Jo? Are you sure you read this right? ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteWell, I must admit you made my day. I'm still giggling and wondering where you forgot to look.
ReplyDeleteI know, right? *shaking my head*
DeleteOh my thanks for the giggle . Thankfully I don't need any for anything . Have a good day !
ReplyDeleteLucky you!!!! And happy giggling!
DeleteI don't...I can't...I'm laughing to hard! lol!!
ReplyDeleteYou always give me the best, belly-happy laughs :-)
One of life's little mysteries. Your mention of your dog scared me though. A friend was walking to the local shops with her dog. Most people she passed smiled. Some looked disgusted. She turned around to see Chester trotting happily behind her - chewing on her knickers - which he had lifted from the laundry basket as they left.
ReplyDeleteI read this aloud to friends and it took me ten minutes to do so since I was laughing too hard to breathe. If you ever assemble your blog posts into a book I'll buy a copy, for sure! (ah... do tell us when it surfaces. Perhaps as a bookmark? Were you reading in bed?)
ReplyDeleteDiana at About Myself By Myself
I wouldn't rule out alien abduction. Just sayin. lmao
ReplyDeleteWell outer Siberia is lovely this time of year!
ReplyDeleteLOL. I hope it's somewhere safe...but not too safe ;)
ReplyDelete(I once had one get turned upside down on me...I was Brazilian long before it was cool!)
I've had a teary eyed totally crap day. You brought me to tears of laughter. Thank you very much Cathy... xo
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! It's with the missing socks--you know, the single socks?
ReplyDeleteOMG, Cathy! I hope Cold Lake is ready for you! Bracebridge sure misses you.....
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