Monday, June 30, 2014

OMG, I have to post SOMETHING!

I'M NOT DEAD.

JUST HAD TO ... sorry, the all-caps was on and I was too lazy to undo it. See, that's my problem. LAY-ZEE. Do I want to blog? Meh... Do I want to write? Meh-meh ... Do I want to make dinner, clean the kitty truffles and cut the grass? No, wait, I mean NO, but if I don't, Dave will make me get off my lazy backside and get a job. See, if I don't blog,  no one is going to make me work. If there was a choice like that, I would be blogging my head off. Blog, blog, bloggitty blog, all day, all night.

I'm only posting today because I got a message from three bloggers who are infinitely more enthusiastic than me (which isn't saying much), asking me if my cats were plus-sized and I was attracting flies, and if my blog space was available at a discount because my pustulating corpse was stinking up the joint.

I feel like Tom Sawyer going to his own funeral. Only there isn't a funeral, because I'm not actually dead, and even if I was, nobody came and nobody made those little crustless egg salad sammiches that go so tasty with church lady coffee.

And if you tell me you don't know who Tom Sawyer is, I shall have to beat the ever-living snot out of you. Seriously. No sammiches, either. You are SO cut off.

19 comments:

  1. Well it's ABOUT DAMN TIME woman! lmao Even if your blog post is kvetching about doing a blog post. Now I need to go make some egg salad. Damn it I have no celery. :D

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  2. Don't beat me!! I know, I know.
    I'd say I'd come to your funeral, but that sounds dark and creepy.

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  3. Sometimes NOT doing things like detruffelating the kitty litter, cleaning the house, etc etc etc takes up so much time there isn't time for anything else.
    Tom Sawyer? I have some vague memories... And don't think you can keep me away from the sammiches either.

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  4. I told someone the other day I had a mortified ankle and a blank stare was returned.

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  5. Oh, wait...the little cucumber sandwiches didn't get there? I was worried the egg salad wouldn't travel well in the heat...and would smell...badly...

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  6. Laziness is perfectly acceptable, especially in the summertime, but it's good to hear from you again. Can we still have some egg salad sammiches?

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  7. Well, I almost left at the mention of egg salad. But Momma told me it's not polite to turn up your nose at other people's food.

    Blogging should never be a chore unless, as you say, someone is paying you to do it. So blog when you feel like it, or do what other people do and post a picture of a cute animal once in a while. (But please, not of egg salad.) :-)

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  8. I have fallen off drastically in my blogging. Course, having Google sell off your .com address and having no one be able to find you will do that as well...

    (www.mom2mentalmidgets.blogspot.com) In case you were looking. Okay... resume laziness...

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  9. That was your first blog in JUNE? Horrors. It's almost July. Of course if your temperature is 100 with 95% humidity, you're forgiven.

    Gotta make some egg salad sammiches!!

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  10. I'm glad you're not dead, especially because you seem to be a Tom Sawyer fan. If I had to live with an old tightass like Aunt Polly, I'm sure I would run away too, and maybe not come back so fast. Anyway, welcome back to the blogosphere! Come back again soon so I have something funny to read!

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  11. Well hello there!

    Happy Canada Day!

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  12. So you're NOT dead then. Whatcha been doing?
    Mmmm, egg sammiches.

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  13. So glad you're back blogging! I've missed visiting over here....

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  14. I'm sure you were writing something... are you working on another book?
    Have a wonderful Canada Day!

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  15. OMG you're posting! Nice to see you here again ^_^

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  16. Glad to know you are alive. Hope you had a reasonable Canada Day.

    Blessings and Bear hugs.

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  17. I missed seeing your blogs. I always look forward to your sense of humor. I like the new colors and picture. Very cute and summery!

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  18. Lol. Glad to see you blogging again.

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