This is SO cool!
You have to hear it!
It's John Wiswell reading one of my blurbs!
He reads it SO WELL I sound like Stephen Leacock!
Or Stuart McLean!
Or somebody really funny!
Why is King Wiswell reading one of my rants? Why am I calling him King Wiswell? The latter is obvious.. as the purveyor of The Bathroom Monologues, he does spend a lot of time on the throne.
Why's he reading my story?
Because I've got horseshoes up my arse.
Oh, and because he had a contest to celebrate the third anniversary of the Monologues and he drew a winner and the horseshoes in my butt reached down and grabbed my name out of a hat (or was it a toilet bowl?). The prize was John reading anything of my choosing. Anything! I decided on Hello Rock? I'd Like A Coffee because it really happened, and CJ Hodges-MacFarlane really liked it, and because I thought it would mystify the great and terrible John Wiswell. Mystified? Pffft! He read it like a pro. He made me sound funny! I love it so much I made everybody at work listen to it.. and they laughed!
I'm not sure what John is doing with it... I hope my posting it isn't beating him to any punch... I'm just so excited to share.
Here's the link: http://www.sendspace.com/file/4rbfgf
Go! Listen! John is really, really, really good!
Let me know what you think!