I just realized I signed up for the A to Z Blogging Challenge. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Writing a post every day but Sunday for the entire month? When I haven't written one post for so long I forget how?
So then I thought maybe my topic should be Being A Blogging Loser From A to Z. A could be Avoidance, because I've abandoned my blog for days at a time. At one point I only clicked on it because a friend told me a spammer was writing rude shite on it. You know, even ruder than my own personal shite.
I'll think about it. It's actually not a bad idea. I could probably even write something funny. And, you know, pigs could fly.
I saw someone throw a sausage roll across the room once. Does that count?