Saturday, April 6, 2013

F is for Feck, my precious

Because my mother will wash my mouth out with soap if I say the other F word.

From Wikipedia:

Feck (or, in some senses, fek) has several vernacular meanings and variations in Hiberno-EnglishScots and Middle English.



[edit]Modern English

  • Verb meaning 'to steal' (e.g. 'They had fecked cash out of the rector's room.' [1])[2]

[edit]Scots and Late Middle English

Feck (or fek) is a form of effeck, which is in turn the Scots form of effect. However, this Scots noun has additional significance:
  1. Efficacy; force; value; return
  2. Amount; quantity (or a large amount/quantity)
  3. The greater or larger part (when used with a definite article)
From the first sense we derive feckless, meaning witless, weak or ineffective; worthless; irresponsible; indifferent; lazy. Feckless remains a part of the Modern English and Scottish English lexicons; it appears in a number of Scottishadages:
"Feckless folk are aye fain o ane anither."
"Feckless fools should keep canny tongues."
In his 1881 short story Thrawn JanetRobert Louis Stevenson invokes the second sense of feck as cited above:
"He had a feck o' books wi' him—mair than had ever been seen before in a' that presbytery..."
Robert Burns uses the third sense of feck in the final stanza of his 1792 poem "Kellyburn Braes":
I hae been a Devil the feck o' my life,
Hey, and the rue grows bonie wi' thyme;
"But ne'er was in hell till I met wi' a wife,"
And the thyme it is wither'd, and rue is in prime

[edit]Debate about the word's level of offensiveness

Magners Irish Cider have received complaints relating to an advert in which a man tells bees to "feck off": members of the public were concerned that young children could be badly influenced by seeing this advert. Magners claimed that the "feck off" mention in the advert was a "mild rebuff" to the bees, rather than an expletive. The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) has ruled that the poster is suitable for display.[3]
In a 1998 interview on Nickelodeon, Irish girl group B*Witched landed in hot water when a viewer made a complaint alleging that one of the teenagers had used the phrase "fuck off". Although Nickelodeon maintained that the singer had in fact said "feck off", which they described "a phrase made popular by the Channel 4 sitcom Father Ted," the item was found to be in breach of the ITC Programme Code and the complaint was thus upheld.[4]

[edit]Other uses in popular culture

  • The Channel 4 situation comedy Father Ted helped to export and popularise this use of feck through its characters' liberal use of the word, especially by the drunk priest Father Jack. In an interview, Dermot Morgan explained that, inIrelandfeck is far less offensive than fuck.
  • The word "feck" also frequently appears extensively in the Nintendo 64 video game Conker's Bad Fur Day, in which the word replaces "fuck" in all instances. It should be noted, however, that this substitution is in no way trying to limit cursing; the game itself is riddled with blatant swearing and innuendo. It is not known whether this substitution is due to the nationality of the producers or simply to give the game a lighter mood.
  • Heard repeatedly in youtube videos featuring Loca, "the pug who can't run", and sung in lyrics with an Irish flair.
  • The word "feck" is also used in the movie Almost Famous by Cameron Crowe, as an alternative to the word "fuck". A teen girl (played by Zooey Deschanel) who is angry at her overbearing, strict mother (Frances McDormand) shouts, "Feck you!" Her mother is taken aback by this, stating aside to her 11-year-old son (Michael Angarano), "I can't believe she said the F-word," to which he replies, "I think she said 'feck'."
  • In the 1981 film Caveman, "feck" is used as a general term of disparagement. After Atouk's band of misfits defeats Tonda, the crowd joins in proclaiming "Tonda feck! Atouk! Atouk! ATOUK!" [3]
  • In 2004 French Connection UK, sellers of the popular "FCUK" T-shirt, won a legal injunction in Dublin that barred a local business from printing and selling a T-shirt marked "FCEK The Irish Connection".[5]
  • The word "feck" appears in Frank McCourt's memoir Angela's Ashes and also the film which was based upon the book. English subtitles on the original DVD miscaption "feck" as "fuck".
  • There is a brand of Irish whiskey called Feckin' Irish Whiskey.
  • The BBC/RTE television sitcom 'Mrs Brown's Boys' makes regular use of the word 'feck', whilst occasionally also using the more offensive 'fuck'.
  • It appears frequently in the play The Beauty Queen of Leenane by Martin McDonagh.



  1. Or you can go the route of Battlestar Galactica and say 'frack.'

  2. More than I ever knew could be said about that word LOL

  3. Hey! You didn't write that. You just transposed! Feck!

    1. It's true, Tony, I fecking CHEATED!!! Buahahahahahaha!!!

  4. I always liked Father Ted, with Father Jack using that among his rather limited vocabulary....

  5. I'm hopping around checking out what others are writing about for the A to Z April Challenge. I usually only write on weekends and I'm having a difficult time trying to be creative during the weekdays.

  6. Caveman is one of my mom's favorite movies.
    I learned something today!

  7. Feck was the Dennis Hopper character in the movie 'The River's Edge'. I can't see or hear the word w/o thinking of Dennis' depraved send up of the one legged former biker who killed his girlfriend years ago. Dancing with his blowup doll girlfriend, answering the door w/ a loaded gun and the phrase, 'CHECK'S IN THE MAIL!' Selling killer weed the local stoners called 'Feckweed'.

  8. Not a word that I use, though I have several friends who do.

    A most enlightening post. Thanks, Cathy.

    Blessings and Bear hugs!
    Bears Noting

  9. I use "feckless" to accurately describe my ex-husband. I like it, because it sounds like it should be ugly, but is in fact an innocuous and clean word. Sneaky vocabulary words. ;)

    1. Accurate. Very accurate. ;) xoxo, Jenny!!

  10. That is a fecking awesome post, my friend! :) xo!

  11. Hahahaha - guess what I was watching on
    Netflix while I was checking your blog, Cathy! (just as Father Jack was getting into his stride, too! ;-p)

    (meanwhile my A-Z entry for 'F' was an alternative to your chosen word! )


  12. My youngest nephew tells that I should use FIRETRUCK - the word which starts with F, and ends in UCK. He was quite young when he told me that and I was taken aback.
    This is a fecking lovely take on F. Thank you.

  13. Well, Feck. I had no idea.

  14. I do like a good UK swear word. My go to is "bloody buggery bollocks". It's very satisfying to say.

  15. I say the F word a lot, probably way too much, but luckily I mostly say it under my breath so people don't hear :P


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