Friday, April 5, 2013

E is for Erotic Earlobes

I was touching my earlobes last night, as we are all wont to do, and quite suddenly I fell in lust with them. Incredibly soft, supple, smooth – all the sexy s words. Even now, as I write this, I can't stop feeling them up.

Like all good feeling up, this is perhaps done better without aid of a mirror, especially when one is old, like me, and gravity has pulled the lobes in the general vicinity of the boobs, which are hovering somewhere between my hips and the south pole. Not the one I'm dancing with, the one with the penguins.

So plump, my ear lobes are. Plump. Soft. Inviting. Excuse me while I stroke them ...

Sorry. I'm back now. Wow that was good. I was thinking that ear lobes could be the New Breasts. Porn stars will start having them augmented and wind up with lobes the size of coffee cups, and just as hard, with the skin all stretched and the piercings gaping. A whole new genre in porn will hit the market. Can you imagine the titles?

LUSCIOUS LOBES.

THE HAPPY HEARER.

EAROTICA.

ERICA EATS EAR WAX.

And do we even need to talk about ear canals???? My mother always said, "don't stick anything bigger in your ear than your elbow," but I wasn't thinking about elbows ...


23 comments:

  1. Think I'll be skipping that last one...

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  2. In Memoirs of a Geisha, the main character talks about exposing her inner wrist from her kimono when she pours the tea as an erotic gesture to her best customers. I've got a pretty nice inner wrist but I only take off my watch for my husband. :)

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  3. Haha, great Ear Lobes post. I actually stopped reading to stroke mine. They are soft.
    Dani @ Entertaining Interests
    #warriorminion

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  4. funny! Love the play on the E words here! Well done.

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  5. OK you had me till eating the ear wax *barf*. lmao

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  6. Cathy walks past a construction site...

    "Whoa, check out the lobes on that one! Who-ooot! That's right, baby, you hear me!"

    ;)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0tsm0EhCJM

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  7. Oh my gosh you're such a stinking riot! Erotic earlobes. You've got me. But I think it would be a much harder sell to switch The Husband from wanting to grope my earlobes, instead of my boobs, lol.

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  8. Love all the glass. I've just been pricing frosted glass for my new apartment too. The wood coat rack look fantastic beside the frosted panel.

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  9. EAROTICA! *snort*

    Very funny, Cathy. And, yes, they are soft.

    Regarding other body parts...don't begrudge the penguins their thrill. :D

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  10. All so very erotic, indeed.

    But remember, you are not old. You are young until you reach 80. After that you are "venerable."

    Blessings and Bear hugs!
    Bears Noting

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  11. Earlobes? Nah....for me, it's my toes. They are hot. Like sexy hot. ;) Lol!!!

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  12. In Star Trek, the Ferenghi consider the ear and its external parts to be the most erotic body part.

    My ear lobes are pretty normal, I think. Wait. I'll be back later.

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  13. Don't tell anybody, but I stroked mine while reading your post.
    HEHEHE!!

    Wait, did I just type that for the whole internet to read?

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  14. I have several friends who are deep into the ear fetish. Ever since learning about it, I've looked differently at Vulcans and Elves.

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  15. OMG! What's F going to be?? lol!

    karen

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  16. I think you may have stumbled on an untapped market! Naughty ear films!

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  19. Anon the first had it right. I too do not understand why you are not much more well-preferred, and agree that you are soooo intelligent. With sexy ear-lobes as well. Which hardly seems fair that with all your other positive attributes.
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  20. That post made me laugh!

    There was girl in college with THE meatiest earlobes. I'd never really paid any attention to ear lobes before noticing hers. Then I couldn't stop looking.

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  21. Oh boy! I'm falling about laughing!

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