Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Paranoia sets in



Even though I'm getting those insanely attractive vertical upper lip wrinkles, the ones that make me look like an aging cougar who discovered tobacco when she was three and has been smoking roll-your-own fatties ever since, I am reluctant to smear them with beauty grease. I heartily suspect the moisturizer is actually a fast-acting fertilizer that is making my lip hair grow faster.

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  1. I don't think you'll end up looking like that.

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  2. Just spewed my morning cup of Muskoka Roastery coffee across the room.

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  3. So Deb and Karen and I had the same reaction!

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    1. I don't know if I can afford all this coffee.....

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  4. You could put me off fine seegars and cognac.

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  5. Oh, for heaven's sakes, Cathy, it's not that bad! Really!

    Blessings and Bear hugs!

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    1. Oh no, not at all... (Have you seen a cat's butt? All the lines around it? Yeah.... Not that bad... )

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  6. I am laughing too hard to type! WHERE did you find that photo of my college roommate???

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  7. I always thought only smokers developed those vertical wrinkles, as many younger women than me have them and they all smoke, but I'm seeing a few faint ones appearing above my lip too and I've never smoked.
    Oddly enough, both husbands and both sons smoke and none of them have those wrinkles. Hardly seems fair.

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  8. Not the vertical lip thing...nooooooooo.

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    1. I know right? It's like the freaking Twilight Zone every time I look in the mirror.

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  9. It occurs to me she looks like George Burns' kid sister...

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    1. Or maybe him in drag? *off to google George Burns' kid sister*

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  10. As usual, you just lightened up my day. You are too funny and I love your posts. Thanks for making me LOL for real!

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  11. LMAO!!! Yeah you don't need to be troweling on any of that spackle.

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    1. I don't? Are ya sure? (I wish I was troweling on some of that cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory...)

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  12. I wonder if they happen because of all the lip stretching that happens with applying and removing of lipstick....that could explain the absence of them on men.

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