Even though I'm getting those insanely attractive vertical upper lip wrinkles, the ones that make me look like an aging cougar who discovered tobacco when she was three and has been smoking roll-your-own fatties ever since, I am reluctant to smear them with beauty grease. I heartily suspect the moisturizer is actually a fast-acting fertilizer that is making my lip hair grow faster.
I don't think you'll end up looking like that.
ReplyDeleteHeheheheh - I HOPE not!!!!!!
DeleteJust spewed my morning cup of Muskoka Roastery coffee across the room.
ReplyDeleteAh! Then my work here is done!
DeleteMy reaction was similar, LOL
DeleteI guess I owe you guys coffee!
DeleteSo Deb and Karen and I had the same reaction!
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I can afford all this coffee.....
DeleteYou could put me off fine seegars and cognac.
ReplyDeleteHeheheh - I knew you had a vice... :)
DeleteOh, for heaven's sakes, Cathy, it's not that bad! Really!
ReplyDeleteBlessings and Bear hugs!
Oh no, not at all... (Have you seen a cat's butt? All the lines around it? Yeah.... Not that bad... )
DeleteI am laughing too hard to type! WHERE did you find that photo of my college roommate???
ReplyDeleteHA!!!!!!!! Good one, Diana!
DeleteI always thought only smokers developed those vertical wrinkles, as many younger women than me have them and they all smoke, but I'm seeing a few faint ones appearing above my lip too and I've never smoked.
ReplyDeleteOddly enough, both husbands and both sons smoke and none of them have those wrinkles. Hardly seems fair.
Men suck. Seriously.
DeleteNot the vertical lip thing...nooooooooo.
ReplyDeleteI know right? It's like the freaking Twilight Zone every time I look in the mirror.
DeleteIt occurs to me she looks like George Burns' kid sister...
ReplyDeleteOr maybe him in drag? *off to google George Burns' kid sister*
DeleteAs usual, you just lightened up my day. You are too funny and I love your posts. Thanks for making me LOL for real!
ReplyDeleteThen my work here is done, Sunshine!
DeleteLMAO!!! Yeah you don't need to be troweling on any of that spackle.
ReplyDeleteI don't? Are ya sure? (I wish I was troweling on some of that cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory...)
DeleteI wonder if they happen because of all the lip stretching that happens with applying and removing of lipstick....that could explain the absence of them on men.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, good thinking, River!
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