I have a secret. Shhhh! Hardly anyone knows about it so be very, very quiet. It's a new blog, okay? A mommy blog. Don't you be turning your nose up, I saw you, don't deny it. Just because you a) don't have kids, or b) don't like kids, or c) all of the above, doesn't mean you won't like what I'm sellin' ya. You'll like it because it's funny and it's really well-written. Really, really well-written. Try saying that three times fast.
Here's the secret-secret part, it's partly written by someone you know. Yup, you know her. You even love her. You do, you do, you do.
And nope, not telling you who she is. You'll just have to guess.
This post? Killed me.
Notice I am the only comment. Remedy that, would you?