Does anyone else have this problem? It's my neckline. It's fecking CROOKED.
No matter what shirt I have on, it slides to the left, exposing my bra strap on one side and strangling me on the other.
It's not like I'm some dimestore tart who flaunts bra straps like overcoats. I prefer my straps hidden, mostly because they're as wide as planks with yellowish-grey colouration that's supposed to be white, and yet most closely resembles lace-trimmed barn-board.
I'm all HAWT, yes, that's what you're thinking.
So what the feck is WRONG with me? Do I slump? Am I shorter on the left side? Is my left boob magnetized? I mean, WTF?