Thursday, February 4, 2010

Fridge Convention

COMING EVENTS: They're having a refrigerator convention at the Travelodge Motel in Huntsville, ON this weekend.
All the fridges from far and wide are heading on over for two days of frosty frivolity.
The agenda includes seminars on controversial topics such as "Freeing the Freon: did it make good ecological sense?" and "How to keep fingerprints off stainless steel."
Entertainment will be provided by Stars on Ice, Coldplay and a special guest appearance by Hank Snow. 
Keynote speaker will be Nicold Kidman, talking about her performance in Cold Mountain.
Don't miss your chance to meet Snow White and David Frost who will be signing autographs in the lobby.
With any luck it'll be a cold day in hell before we see this happening here again.
So come on down to the Travelodge, where there's lots of free ice and fridges are always welcome!


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