Wednesday, May 23, 2012

I'm a celebrity lookalike


I just realized who I look like – the Mama Burger at A&W. Look at that round face, those dimples. Me! And that hair? That is precisely my haircut, bangs, curls and all. When I went fishing at Kiosk a few weeks ago my nose got sunburned – right? You see the resemblance now?

At first I thought Mama Burger looked like my mother back in the '70s – then it hit me like a bolt of ketchup-covered lightning – it's not my mom, it's ME.

Oh god. I look like Mama Burger. Of all the celebrities in the world to resemble ... of all the classic beauties ... I don't look like any of them. I look like a hamburger.
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27 comments:

  1. LauritaMay 23, 2012 at 8:03 AM

    Hot, juicy, and char-broiled to perfection. Yep, I'd say that's you. :D

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    1. Cathy Olliffe-WebsterMay 23, 2012 at 8:04 AM

      HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Laurita, you're SUCH a brown-noser!!!!! (Love it though!!!)

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  2. pegjetMay 23, 2012 at 8:09 AM

    Where do I get a cool hat like yours?

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    1. Cathy Olliffe-WebsterMay 23, 2012 at 11:21 AM

      You get it free with purchase at the 'Dub!
      (Kidding... but you can get free ketchup packets!)

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  3. AnonymousMay 23, 2012 at 8:23 AM

    Hubs says I eat so many muffins I'm starting to look like one. I guess it's true, we are what we eat.

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    1. Cathy Olliffe-WebsterMay 23, 2012 at 11:21 AM

      I thought it was just teenaged girls who had muffin tops?

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  4. UnknownMay 23, 2012 at 8:27 AM

    Funny. It's too bad because I look like Angelina Jolie. Oh well...
    ;)

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  5. jaybirdMay 23, 2012 at 8:29 AM

    People say you look like your dog. I owned a Basset Hound. So, uh, yeah. LOL

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    1. Cathy Olliffe-WebsterMay 23, 2012 at 11:22 AM

      You do NOT look like a basset hound!!!!! Geez... a greyhound, MAYBE...

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  6. Marisa BirnsMay 23, 2012 at 8:29 AM

    You know that many people look at hamburgers with longing.

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  7. JoJoMay 23, 2012 at 9:21 AM

    Well....look at it this way: You are beloved by millions!

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  8. Johanna GarthMay 23, 2012 at 12:30 PM

    But she's so cute and how can you not love someone who comes bearing root beer floats!

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    1. Cathy Olliffe-WebsterMay 23, 2012 at 2:32 PM

      Well yes, I forgot about the root beer float thing...

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  9. John Going GentlyMay 23, 2012 at 12:31 PM

    I have told you before,you remind me of a young rose o 'donnell

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  10. Alex J. CavanaughMay 23, 2012 at 1:38 PM

    Oh, I don't think you look like a hamburger!

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  11. Carol KilgoreMay 23, 2012 at 2:30 PM

    I laughed out loud. Enjoy the fame!

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    1. Cathy Olliffe-WebsterMay 23, 2012 at 2:34 PM

      Thanks, Carol! And best of luck with that new novel of yours!!!!

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  12. baygirl32May 23, 2012 at 4:07 PM

    those wonderfully plucked brows - I totally see it

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    1. Cathy Olliffe-WebsterMay 23, 2012 at 4:16 PM

      HAHAHAHA! In real life, my forehead looks like caterpillar squatters are roosting.

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  13. Elephant's ChildMay 24, 2012 at 2:58 AM

    I had thought that I resembled Michelin Man, but have decided that I resemble every 'before' shot, for every product. Sigh.

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  14. Anthony RapinoMay 24, 2012 at 10:51 AM

    Ha, awesome! I wish I looked like a fast food burger person. :-)

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  15. Rob-bearMay 28, 2012 at 10:01 PM

    Congratulations! Now, how much are they going to pay you for the use of your image?

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