Wednesday, May 23, 2012

I'm a celebrity lookalike


I just realized who I look like – the Mama Burger at A&W. Look at that round face, those dimples. Me! And that hair? That is precisely my haircut, bangs, curls and all. When I went fishing at Kiosk a few weeks ago my nose got sunburned – right? You see the resemblance now?

At first I thought Mama Burger looked like my mother back in the '70s – then it hit me like a bolt of ketchup-covered lightning – it's not my mom, it's ME.

Oh god. I look like Mama Burger. Of all the celebrities in the world to resemble ... of all the classic beauties ... I don't look like any of them. I look like a hamburger.

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  1. Hot, juicy, and char-broiled to perfection. Yep, I'd say that's you. :D

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    1. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Laurita, you're SUCH a brown-noser!!!!! (Love it though!!!)

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  2. Where do I get a cool hat like yours?

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    1. You get it free with purchase at the 'Dub!
      (Kidding... but you can get free ketchup packets!)

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  3. Hubs says I eat so many muffins I'm starting to look like one. I guess it's true, we are what we eat.

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    1. I thought it was just teenaged girls who had muffin tops?

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  4. Funny. It's too bad because I look like Angelina Jolie. Oh well...
    ;)

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  5. People say you look like your dog. I owned a Basset Hound. So, uh, yeah. LOL

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    1. You do NOT look like a basset hound!!!!! Geez... a greyhound, MAYBE...

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  6. You know that many people look at hamburgers with longing.

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    1. I see that glint in your eye, Marisa... ;)

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  7. Well....look at it this way: You are beloved by millions!

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  8. But she's so cute and how can you not love someone who comes bearing root beer floats!

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    1. Well yes, I forgot about the root beer float thing...

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  9. I have told you before,you remind me of a young rose o 'donnell

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    1. And I have told you how very lovely you are!

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  10. Oh, I don't think you look like a hamburger!

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  11. I laughed out loud. Enjoy the fame!

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    1. Thanks, Carol! And best of luck with that new novel of yours!!!!

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  12. those wonderfully plucked brows - I totally see it

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    1. HAHAHAHA! In real life, my forehead looks like caterpillar squatters are roosting.

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  13. I had thought that I resembled Michelin Man, but have decided that I resemble every 'before' shot, for every product. Sigh.

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  14. Ha, awesome! I wish I looked like a fast food burger person. :-)

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  15. Congratulations! Now, how much are they going to pay you for the use of your image?

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