Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Growling at graffiti

I cannot drive across our bridge without my blood boiling. Some idiot, and I use that term loosely, spray painted graffiti on it.

I wasn't going to take a photo of it because I didn't want to glorify the shite-head who did it but now I want to share with you how crappy this is. So let me get on my flip-flops and grab my camera and hustle out to take a photo. Yes, I'm still wearing my pink "Best Mom" nightgown. (It's crazy sexy. Makes Dave positively horn-swallowed, it does.) I don't have time to go get dressed. So wait a few minutes and I'll be right back.

OK? Hang on...

(Intermission)

Still there? So let me just say, I live in the boonies. A car goes by our house about once a year. OK, so maybe twice a year. My chances of going out to the car in my nightgown and flip-flops and being seen by another living human being are slim to none. Well guess what. There I was, trying to work the confounded car door clicker, when a truck went by. With some truck guy in it. I tried to put my arms casually over my flapping boobs so he wouldn't see I was braless. There was no point trying to hide hairy tree trunk legs growing out of too-short pink polka-dotted coffee-stained Best Mom nightgown. Maybe, I thought, he wouldn't notice my large pinkness beside the navy blue Jeep and the brown garage. But oh no, he waved.

Putting aside my humiliation I drove down to the bridge and snapped these photos:

It's cloudy here this morning so the grey skies don't do the "black bridge"
justice but it really is a beautiful landmark and one of the first reasons
I fell in love with this area.

Stupid mindless graffiti on the bridge. 
I love the bridge. LOVE! When we drove down this road for the first time to look at our future home, the bridge took my breath away. I remember saying to Dave, "Can you imagine driving to work every day and crossing this fantastic bridge?" I was squealing with excitement! Since then the bridge has given me many fabulous moments.

The first winter we were here we had an incredible snowstorm
and were literally snowed in. After a couple days of being
trapped at home (a wonderful magical time), the sun came
out and the plows cleared a path and Dave and I walked
down to the bridge.

Talk about beautiful. Why would anyone want to deface something like this?

Naturally we chose the bridge as a backdrop for
our wedding day photos.


So don't you just want to beat the living tar out of the stupid, worthless, useless, brainless, gutless, soulless, heartless, ball-less piece of walking talking turd that did this?

There are only a few bridges left like this in Muskoka. They're old and they're starting to decay but they're beautiful and historic and they say "Muskoka" just as much as the sparkling water of our lakes and rivers, and the dark majesty of our forests.

Meh. Soon as I saw it I wanted to get a sandblaster or some paint and get rid of it, but I was afraid someone would see me goofing around and call the coppers. So I wrote a letter to the newspaper and I called the township and apparently soon the public works department will come by with their anti-stupid-head disposal team and make the bridge pretty once more.

Speaking of pretty, I thought you should see me in my photography gear. (Yes, I'm embarrassed to be seen by a truck-guy but I'm willing to post it online. You guys are different though – you're my best buds and you couldn't care less what I look right, right? Hey guys?)


36 comments:

  1. And you called ME funny looking.... ;-)

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    1. Tim VanSant I totally triple dog dare you to take a photo of YOUR self wearing a cheesy nightie in the bathroom mirror and then post it on your blog... *tapping my foot* I'm waiting....

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    2. Challenge accep -- wait... I can't find my pig snout. I'll get back to you on this. ;-)

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  2. Graffiti leaves me speachless. I can't comprehend the sense of entitlement that has to exist in order for someone to feel they have the right to "mark" every flat surface in sight.

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    1. I know. It makes me SO angry. It makes me even angrier seeing it in rural areas... not that I LIKE seeing it in cities but I expect it... but when I start seeing this absolute nonsense in as beautiful an area as Muskoka, I just weep. It's like people who throw their trash out on the road in some of the most scenic places on earth. Really people? I mean, really?

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  3. I'm truly sorry some jack-hole is defacing your beautiful bridge, but this post was genious. And you were absolutely right, because I love seeing you, in your coffee stained "best mom" nightgown, camera in hand!

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    1. "Jack-hole." What a great name!!!!
      See? Aren't I the cutest? heheh - thanks Jaybird!

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  4. Graffiti has its place, and that's not in the country. I don't know what's wrong with these people who feel compelled to scrawl their tag wherever there's a blank space. Or the ones who toss their trash out the car window. Jerkfaced pig patties.

    That's a fashion risk, there, Cathy. But you carry it off. ;)

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    1. "JERKFACED PIG PATTIES" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Best phrase I've heard for crapheads all year!!!!!

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  5. Graffiti is usually done by a kid who needs attention and may be artistic. So chances are it's someone who needs a proper outlet for their energy.

    The official name of the neighborhood I live in is called "Uptown" but those of us who live here prefer to call it Round Lake after the tiny lake and park here. There's a gazebo in that park that is constantly being defaced and damaged by low-lifes. I know how you feel. It's frustrating.

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    1. I wish it was like Photoshop where you could just hit the undo button.

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    2. And then sign the kids up for art lessons, maybe.

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  6. Really, it's fine on Rick Mercer's ranting segment through backstreet downtown TO... it fits and is really quite good some of it... but out in nature, on a historical beauty like that... booooooo! Great post (lovely photos) and I hope the anti-stupid-head disposal team can get rid of it.

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    1. I agree, Carrie. I know it's talking out of the side of my mouth but you come to expect it in alleyways. I guess the owners of the alleyways could be just as pee-ohed as I am about the bridge, though.

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  7. Where to begin? I'm still laughing that he waved!
    The bridge is beautiful, especially in winter. I can see why you chose it for your wedding photos.
    Need to find a spray paint color that matches the stone and spray over it. In your photographer attire, of course!

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  8. That is a great bridge.
    We have an ongoing problem with spray paint around here. Especially at the schools.
    :(

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  9. That's not graffiti; that's modern art. At least that's what some people will tell you. Yeah, right.

    Taking the photo in the mirror doesn't do justice to you, or the nightgown. If you're going to give us a good pic, slip into the studio and let a pro do it. Give us a quality shot. NO? Well, whatever. We are disappointed!

    Love this bridge. We have one right beside our apartment building, though ours is a bit bigger. And it's received so little TLC over the years, it's going to fall down (maybe), so nobody can use it any more. Bad planning! Boo Hiss.

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    1. I agree that some of it can be extremely artistic (this wasn't) - but no matter how beautiful or artistic it is, if it's sprayed on someone else's property without permission, it's vandalism and it's destructive. If Van Gogh himself were to raise from the dead and paint sunflowers on the side of my house I'd still be furious.

      What, you don't like my outfit? *winks*

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  10. You're funny. You make me laugh, even though I share your sentiment about graffiti on that great old bridge. It's a huge problem down here in the states with people ruining historical buildings and structures with it. And the ones that do it, consider it art, unless they are gang members.

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    1. Thanks JoJo!

      Yeah, I wish I could afford to give all these frustrated artists canvasses for their efforts but I suspect they wouldn't use them anyway.

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  11. Good the township can clean it up. It could happen again--that's the old cynic here. No idea how big your township is, but the truth may out. You never know when some old truck driver who waved at a pretty lady in a pink night shirt might see the little bastuds and call the cops.

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  12. This is indeed a beautiful bridge, especially with the snow and I can see why you had your wedding pictures taken on it. At least the tag can be covered up and hopefully, they don't just do it over. Cute nightie btw.

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    1. It was cute until I stretched out of shape and got crap spilled on it!

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  13. That is a beautiful bridge, and your wedding photos are gorgeous (people, as well as bridge). What a shame someone came along and did that :-(

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  14. You are brave to post a photo in your jammies. My Mommeh doesn't like to even be seen with no makeup on. Your wedding photos are gorgeous!

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    1. Yes but your Mommeh looks amazing with that 80s hair!!! (Love that photo!)

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  15. Well, I think your post is adorable, and particularly the last photo--though the wedding photos on the bridge are pretty swell, too. Graffiti is aggravating, no question.

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  16. We all have our hang-ups. I'm frustrated with my cousin's health, you're infuriated by the graffiti. I'm glad you can take yours with a measure of humor, Cathy. The snow-covered bridge is gorgeous.

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    1. I'm sorry about your cousin, John. I wish I could import you and all Americans who desperately need health care to Canada. I almost feel guilty about it sometimes.

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  17. Gotta love those waving truck drivers! The bridge looks great covered in snow. Not so much with that tag. I often wonder how they do it. A lot of the time, it's in places that appear to be completely inaccessible. So some people go to a lot of effort to leave their scrawl.

    I have to say, though, that some graffiti can be truly beautiful. Particularly in my hometown (Brighton, England), there are disused buildings with artwork on the wall that is more in the form of murals. It's colourful, vibrant and artfully done. These stupid tags require no talent and they're what annoy me.

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    1. I agree a thousand per cent, Nick. Those tags ARE stupid! Thanks for your nice comment!

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