You know what I just did? I had a bath to get ready for work and I forgot to wash my hair. I FORGOT TO WASH MY HAIR! Washing my hair is the MAIN REASON I have a bath every day. And I forgot!
There I was putting mousse in my hair just now an it felt different, you know. Thick. And it suddenly occurred to me I had dunked my head under the water and then gotten out of the tub without a shampoo. The evidence was in the bathroom waiting for me: a dry shampoo bottle.
So now I have to wash my hair in the kitchen sink. Could I BE any more fecking stupid?