Sunday, October 20, 2013

What Does This Remind You Of?


I was watching Dave build a fenced run for the Misty-dog today, you know so bigger dogs won't come along and eat her while she's trying to poo, and also so I won't have to stare at her bum hole all day.

This is a good thing, although I fear the lack of bum hole observation will mean I will have nothing left to blog about. You know, besides my BOOK and I'm darned sure you're sick to absolute fecking DEATH of hearing about THAT.

So anyway, I was sitting on my double-wide arse watching my man work (as I am wont to do) and I noticed the fencing material lying in the grass and I thought, huh, that reminds me of something. I thought about it for a few minutes and then realized what it was.

You know how you haven't shaved your legs for a month and you put on pantyhose and the hair sticks out?

Yeah. Just like that.

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  1. LOL I didn't get it at all because I can count on one hand the amt of times I've worn pantyhose. lol

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    1. Not so much a rebel as the fact that I HATE 'chub rub' which always happens when I wear dresses or skirts. lmao

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  2. Now I am laughing out loud. You need to go write another book, young lady.

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    1. Yes ma'am! Right away, ma'am! Actually, since you ASKED, I'm in the middle of compiling an anthology of short stories AND I have an outline almost done for Nanowrimo AND I have an idea for a Weezie spin-off... but I still have time to watch other people work and doggie bum holes and such...

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  3. I think the solution is to ban pantyhose. Which are truly uncomfortable at the best of times. And I would be very, very happy if you were to write another book. Or six.

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    1. Yeah, people keep talking about banning bras but you're right, it's fecking PANTYHOSE that needs burning!

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  4. that is hilarious Cathy, I never thought of that until I looked at the mesh again...I laughed so hard I feel tears starten...

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  5. I was thinking Chia Pet... and then it went in a totally different direction.

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  6. I was thinking of a bald man (like my brother), but I like yours better. Chuckling here.

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  7. I will have to take your word for it as I don't wear them!

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  8. Before I started to read this is exactly what I thought of....

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  9. Hahahahaha!! You made me laugh out loud.


    ...3rd time lucky for this word verification...rawr!!!!!!!!

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  10. Funny that is what I thought when I seen it:) Great minds think alike:) B

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  11. Cathy I have an intro done for you .... it is in drafts under postings on my dashboard titled "A Visitor....A Visitor" When ever you are ready all you have to to is carry on from where I left off. I will just leave it there for when you have time.

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  12. I was just going to say when I mush myself up against chain link fences. i can see it being hair between fishnets, though, especially if you're The Joker.

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  13. Sorry, I can't relate to that.
    the Ol'Buzzard

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