Thursday, June 30, 2011

Muskie-bait Makeover

MISTY YESTERDAY MORNING: Lookit me, I'm all hairy. Even my feet are hairy. I look so snooty.  And I'm fat! Lookee how fat I am. How can I smile when I am this fat? You wanna talk about hot flashes? Don't even go there, girlfriend; I'm a walking talking waddling hot flash all day all the time. Do I look happy? Well? Do I, punk? Go ahead. Pet me. Make my day. I will grab your fingers in my tiny white teeth and, grrrrrr, bite them off like pre-wrapped sausages. How come they don't have pre-wrapped bacon? Oh wait. They do. And it's gross, but I'll eat anything in a pinch because I am so fat and so snooty. I am hairy, hear me rowr-rowr.

MISTY LAST NIGHT AFTER TRIP TO MUSKOKA SPA FOR DOGS: (Note: her voice has gone up two octaves.) Lookit meeeee! I am happpeeeeee! I lose 10 pounds in one day, even though I only weigh 7 pounds to begin with. Years younger, I look. Everyone say. Oil of Olay, that's meeeee. Big eyes, I have. No make-up, just natural beauty. I sleek and light, like greyhound. No, like black squirrel, especially with poofy tail that you can't see, but have I. Sleek with puffy squirrel tail and so-Cosmo pink scarf to match happeeeee tongue. Lookit how happy my tongue is! I soooooo happy! Masters say, "where Misty? where Misty go?" But I right here in disguise. I look so good, they don't recognize me. They think Paris Hilton dog has moved in, or Great Black Squirrel. No more hot flashes; I Cool Paw Luke. 

15 comments:

  1. That was hilarious! I nearly wet myself laughing. I'm not sure which of those Misty personalities I like better.

    I thought the second pick was one of those fake dogs with velvety texture you get from the discount stores. It must be nice to hold Misty in his lap and not worry about a small creature emerging from the fur.

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  2. That's one happy little doggie. She looks so sweet, all fresh and relaxed from a day at the spa. :)

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  3. hard to believe that's the same dog.

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  4. Nice makeover. I think misty looks better with the haircut... looks more like a dog now then a little dust mop... also looks happier.

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  5. Noah says she was cuter with fur. Gabriel likes her bald. I think she's adorable either way.

    And very happy looking, too! :)

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  6. Cool Paw Luke...Hahahaha!

    That is one fabulous makeover. Misty looks like a puppy again!

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  7. Cathy! I gave you some awards! Come and get 'em!!! :) And have a great weekend!

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  8. Could your dog be MORE adorable??? Great ... now I miss my pooch ;(

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  9. OMG...where'd your dog go?! She's bootiful, either way.

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  10. Awww! Loved the makeover, especially in the mood! :D

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  11. So cute! Misty must be enjoying her cool new look and temperature. Love the two personalities that went along with the doos...lol

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  12. I wouldn't mess with Misty for anything right there.

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