Friday, November 9, 2012

Ill fitting underwear can ruin your whole day

They're new underwear, for crissakes. I should be wearing them.

But they fit funny.

*squirming*

They ride a little high in the places where they're not supposed to be high.

*yanking*

I should really go take them off, but I just put them on! They're on, I'm committed, on they stay. I don't have time for this foolishness.

*adjusting*

Oh for crying out loud. If I wear these stupid underwear all day, just because "I'm committed," I'm going to be squirming, yanking, adjusting and feeling uncomfortable all day. But if I take them off I have to get all undressed, put on a new pair, get dressed again, and then I'll have dirty laundry for something I wore for all of 10 minutes.

Why put them in the laundry? If they don't fit, just throw them out.

But I just bought them! That's a waste of good money.

Yeah, but you're not wearing them anyway.

Yes I am. I bought them, I put them on and I'm wearing the jeezly things.

*pulling*

Feck, feck, feckity feck.

*going to bedroom and changing, throwing ill-fitting underwear into wash*

THREE DAYS LATER:

They're new underwear, for crissakes. I should be wearing them.

32 comments:

  1. Don't you hate conversations with yourself like that?

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    1. Oh gawd, if it wasn't for the conversations with myself my tonsils would never get a workout!

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  2. LOL!~ I have a couple pair of the same "new" underwear stuffed in the bottom of my draw, for the exact same reasons!

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    1. HA! That's so funny... I guess we can keep them there for emergencies.... or will them to our grandchildren...

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  3. When that happens to me I pass them off to my daughter. She can decide if she wants to throw them out.

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    1. Great idea, Delores! I'll try it with my sons!

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  4. I was prepared with a solution, buty Delores trumps.

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    1. Delores Trump. I knew she was rich, I just knew it...

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  5. Boy oh boy can I ever relate. I HATE wedgies. That's why I will not wear 'butt floss'. I think Hanes or Fruit of the Loom makes women's undies that are supposed to stay glued to your gluteus maximus. I haven't bought any yet...the size that I have to buy now is too depressing. lol

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    1. YOUR size is depressing???? I buy mine from Omar the Tentmaker.

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  6. AHH I've gone through this exact thing before! It's so annoying.

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    1. Men's underwear look pretty darned comfortable... I'm tempted, Andrew, I'm tempted. Not for yours, specifically, just in case you get the wrong idea... ;0

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  8. And the thing about your undies, you don't exactly get to run around the store trying them on to make sure thy don't ride high into yon cavernous places lol!!

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    1. Sounds like either a meeting of Underwear Anonymous or a horror movie.... not sure which...

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  10. I have no idea what you are talking about. None. Well not much. Oh all right, I have done it as well. I am still not certain whether yanking up or down in worse. And why the more expensive the undergarment the more likely this scenario is.

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    1. I KNOW!!! The cost thing - why IS that???? (Try yanking sideways... sometimes it helps)

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  11. I have a few pairs like that... :p

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    1. HA! Are they the ones with the pink frill? They're the worst...

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  12. Yep.
    Commiserations. The seam down the centre just does not work for me either.

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    1. *off to check mine to see if there's a seam down the centre*

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  13. the answer is obviously don't wear any underwear - Your husband would probably like that.
    the Ol'Buzzard

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  14. Struck a chord with me! I wonder what we think is going to change?

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  15. I could have sworn I commented on this! I know I laughed all the way through. Over time, underwear develops ventilation in crucial places. Just when that happens, the wife tosses 'em. Darn.

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  16. Today I realized that I like my 'old lady' undies. Forget about being young.

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