Friday, December 9, 2011

Hot Mama #1


I know, I said there weren't any photos of me from Dave's Christmas party last Friday but, I mean look at these, they're blurry and they're unfocussed and my eyes are shut so really, I don't.

Check out those feather earrings. Yes, they're earrings. In the bottom photo they kinda look like a Playboy bow tie. Uh, no. They're dangly black feather earrings I bought when I went shopping and forgot my brain in the parking lot. I wore them for a while but I noticed people were looking at me funny. I figured it was either telltale cheesecake crumbs stuck in my teeth, boogers hanging off my nose, my gargantuan arms or those damned feathers.

See? I told you. I've been eating so much chicken lately that I've been sprouting feathers. You should see the ones growing out of my ass.

Tonight is my office Christmas party. AND I HAVE ANOTHER DRESS. I know, there are starving children around the world and I have two party dresses. But it was on sale! 50% off! I had to do it!

I promise. More photos tomorrow. I'm going to take photos of all my workmates and post them, too. And I will make fun of them, profusely, because that is how I roll. You can tell me what dress you like better, OK?

Also? My colleague Sarah has promised to buy me a $5 raffle ticket for the bigscreen TV up for grabs at the par-tay if I hug the Big Boss. Well Sarah, these gargantuan arms are made for hugging, baby, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these arms are gonna hug all over you... badda boom, badda boom, badda boom....

Are you ready, arms?

Start hugging...

17 comments:

  1. Glad you posted pictures. You look great!! Happy holidays.

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  2. Lookin' good, my fine feathered friend!

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  3. OMG Finally FINALLY it did not boot me off. you look BEAUTIFUL. I can't wait to see your other dress.

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  4. Hey, who's that creepy guy taking pictures of that hot chick?

    He's so nervous to be near such a vision that he can't hold the camera still. Schmuck.

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  5. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Snorting here, Alan, SNORTING! You slay me!

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  6. You look amazing! I love, love, love your hair. And the earrings. You look so glamorous. And that guy next to you is not half bad either.

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  7. You're looking very glam. I don't think the earrings look like a playboy bowtie, more like a very tiny mink stole ... or perhaps a squirrel ...

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  8. SQUIRREL!!!!
    You guys are making my sides hurt I'm laughing so hard!!!!

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  9. Wow..look at you. You're a young chick.

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  10. You look great, Cathy - swan feathers, most likely ;-) I adore the video - poor Nancy seems a bit reserved!

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  11. gorgeous girlfriend. i do like the earrings. very glamy. and have fun tonight. i don't know how many years it's been since i wore a dress. peace...

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  12. I think you look pretty good, Cathy! And enjoy your second dress.

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  13. Have munch fun, Cathy. Slay 'em all with your new dress and high style.

    As with Linda, I'm not sure I can remember when I last wore a dress :D

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  14. You look great and so does Bootcamp. Love those earrings.

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  15. I see your husband wisely held the camera in front of his face.

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  16. Good for you for working on your weight.
    Good for you for knowing it is the inside that counts, your heart and your mind.

    You have two dresses for the price of one, and if you shopped locally, helped out a business in town, too.

    Thanks for your great sense of humour.

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  17. Jeez, Dave, turn around and take a picture of her, would ya? We wanted to see!
    Btw, I think you guys had too much to drink. You're kinda blurry...

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