I had a big meeting today.
Like Mad Men big. Me. My idea. My presentation. Biggie-sized big.
Woke up at 5 a.m. because I was so excited I couldn't sleep. Christmas-morning big.
Dyed my hair because my roots were showing. Picked my prettiest blouse. Remembered to put eyeshadow on both eyes. Wore my new pleather biker's jacket.
Got to work.
Realized my armpits were damper than usual.
Took an unobtrusive sniff ...