I am so MAD.
Thank you SO much co-workers for bringing in your lovely colds. Thank you SO much for giving your sickness to me.
You say, "I don't get paid if I don't work." Well here's $50, keep your sorry ass at home! Talk to the fecking boss about sick wages for part-timers. Ask for full-time work. Get a fecking FLU SHOT. FIX the problem but don't make everyone else in the office sick just because you are!
Well, guess what, I give up.
If you're gonna bring your germs to work well, by god, so am I. I'm gonna sneeze on ya and cough on ya and then go into the bathroom and smear my snot on the sink and the toilet and then lick the coffee maker for good measure.
I love the taste of coffee makers in the morning ...