Thanks to Ol Buzzard, I have discovered my true calling. He wrote a blog post about a bizarro dream he had in which the trunk of his vintage car was filled with a giant egg.
"I opened the trunk of a sixties vintage car and inside was a raw egg. Not just a regular raw egg, but this one filled the entire trunk - with a yoke the side of a spare tire…then I woke up."
He wondered what it might mean but it seemed pretty darned clear to me: he was craving an omelet, a BIG one, like they sell at Denny's on Sunday mornings and, because it was in a CAR, he wanted to order it "to go."
Right? I know. The depth of my dream interpretation powers impresses even me.
So I was thinking, what if I asked y'all to send me your most bizarre dreams and I would use my newfound skills to interpret them for you? Isn't that a fine idea?
Write your dreams in the comments and when I get enough I'll do a "post of enlightenment" that will answer all your nocturnal wonderings.