Friday, April 18, 2014

P is for Poo-Pourri


Far be it from me to ever talk about bodily functions, but I've been dying to tell you about Poo-Pourri for ages.

I bought some last summer, with the specific intention of trying it out and blogging about it. (You can see how well blogging-in-advance works for me, since it's now April.) I had to try it because the company had the funniest marketing campaign video I'd ever seen.

I ordered the large bottle from Amazon.ca – at $20.99 plus tax and delivery, it was probably the most expensive bathroom spray I'd ever purchased, but considering I've had it for nearly a year, it's a pretty good buy. What's more, it WORKS.


You spray some in the toilet before you have a poo. The essential oils form a pleasant herbal barrier on the top of the water. When your poop drops below the surface, the oils reseal the barrier and, voila, no smell! This seriously works – take it from someone with Crohn's Disease who is married to someone with Irritable Bowel Syndrome! We've really given it a work-out!

I wish I had this when I was still working. Back then I was so embarrassed about stinking up the washroom, that I'd hold it all day. Had I been able to leave a pleasant herbal scent rather than the stench of 1,000-cows, I would have had far less stomach cramping and gnashing of teeth.

Poo-Pourri - you'll never be stinky again!

13 comments:

  1. Can I get them as inserts for Russell's underwear? The farts are copious and OMG it's like a noxious green fog. I am going through books of matches like no one's business. lol Yeah pooping at work....always a quandary! I usually did a preliminary flush to dispense of the smelliness first.

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  2. Every public bathroom should be equipped with a case of that stuff!

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  3. I just may have to buy some of this while my free month of Amazon Prime is in effect and I don't have to pay shipping! I've spent a fortune this month because it's free shipping!

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  4. Perfect Product. Taking the Pong out of Production. And the ad is a hoot too.

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    1. And what a shame that there is no Place for it in the cats litter tray.

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  5. Is it in stores or just an online type of purchase?

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  6. The commercial is worth the watch!

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  7. Oh boy... here I'd let myself forget that commercial entirely!

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  8. Well, that one is on my shopping list.

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  9. I've thought about buying this for my husband. He keeps desecrating our bathroom...

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  10. We have bought it and tried it - it is quite amazing!!! Apparently they have a variety of scents! We have only tried the lemony kind. Haven't seen the commercial - guess I need to!

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  11. If overseas delivery and the exchange rate fees weren't so high I'd consider getting some, but I also have to think about whether or not this product is good for the environment, would it block my plumbing?
    Think I'd better pass on this.

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  12. LOL. I have never heard of this but it's so very clever.

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